Girfaceh

bombingprimrose:

malfoydracoi:

bombingprimrose:

malfoydracoi:

herhmione:

it pisses me off how writing doesn’t get people money unless they’re like jk rowling like writing books should be one of the highest paying jobs in the world that shit is hard

i bet that open heart surgeries are harder

Open heart surgeries can be taught. You can’t teach a person a world that no one else has created.

you won this time. 

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Amanda Seyfried talking about fainting on the set of Les Miserables.

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

alisonmotherfuckinghendrix:

when i find myself in times of trouble

sarah manning comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

get your shit together ya silly tit

kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

thebitchpudding:

if u ever think ur bored just remember that somebody somewhere is typing up the terms and conditions

diamoncls:

dumbfollower:

diamoncls:

a roadtrip where you get to see all the friends youve made online

what about your friends overseas?

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Anonymous asked: you should draw the giving tree except it just gives away things that nobody asked for like barbed wire and taxidermic animals

polyverse:

My feminist rants drive all the boys from the yard.

Damn right

Get off my land you little shits.

tamaraneanprincessofgallifrey:

purplehairedfraek:

amozon28:

m7angela:

fallenark:

‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it

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this is a golden post

basedgosh:

basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me

Tj