Girfaceh

eggplont:

quin-the-infinite-fandoms:

lumos5000:

i love how they didn’t even say any thing. they just all stood there…

No, they literally formed an unlikely line

OH

pineapple-of-my-eye:

My boyfriend and girfaceh are in Hawaii for our high school’s band tour and they’re at Pearl Harbor.

I laughed so hard I had a coughing fit.

pineapple-of-my-eye:

My boyfriend and girfaceh are in Hawaii for our high school’s band tour and they’re at Pearl Harbor.

I laughed so hard I had a coughing fit.

unbrokenable:

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

oomshi:

my phone battery died faster than my dreams

foomod:

rocketbeagle0:

rocketbeagle0:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT

LOOK

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IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE

Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered

The booty

At a Japanese restaurant.

chr0nus:

Waiter got me sweatin’.

You have my blessings child now go forth and swiggity swooty get that booty

  • teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
  • me: yeh
  • friend: what r we supposed to be doin
  • me: lol idk
  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not

daa-ze:

skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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fireradiant:

thatsso-riddikulus:

that dog is more photogenic than most teenager girls like it makes me so happy but at the same time so anGRY WHY IS IT SO PRETTY

because its happy

ghostkitten69:

awwww-cute:

My brother’s cat, Otis. He sat like this for 15 minutes, totally transfixed. Every time they would roar, he meowed back

dream big, Otis

ghostkitten69:

awwww-cute:

My brother’s cat, Otis. He sat like this for 15 minutes, totally transfixed. Every time they would roar, he meowed back

dream big, Otis

lumos5001:

long ago the four melons lived together in harmelony and then everything changed when the firemelons attacked

lumos5001:

long ago the four melons lived together in harmelony and then everything changed when the firemelons attacked

spider-manofficial:

hindre:

leonkuwatas:

youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption



Uncultured swine

spider-manofficial:

hindre:

leonkuwatas:

youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

Uncultured swine

Tj