girfaceh

bubbly-milk:

enxiety:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

I’m crying

celestialcassy:

(x)

sometimes i think misha plays a game with himself and its called “how many of my fans am i able to make feel uncomfortable in less than twenty words without being charged with harrassment”

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

mexicankitsch:

Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.

sexyscalemate:

Dashcon staff with the $17k
image

salmonidblue:

"What’s your favorite album?"image

howunpleasant:

howunpleasant:

wtf klondike bars arent even bars theyre fuckin squares

i fOUND ACTUAL KLONDIKE BARS

bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

garbagebagger:

princess-kayjay:

I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.

i was very mad and then i wasn’t 

swiggityswag-gutentag:

scientific fact: you cant hate ouran highschool host club

karenhallion:

queenmera:

image

Every time I see this, it makes me happy. 

juliawiinchester:

juliawiinchester:

And now my dad hides the salt from me…

A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”

juliawiinchester:

juliawiinchester:

And now my dad hides the salt from me…

A few days after the salt line incident, the lights flickered in the kitchen and my dad looked at me and said “don’t you dare. You lost your salt privileges”

Tj