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florabon:

Tony + Beddazler = No good

pineapple-of-my-eye:

retrogradeworks:


This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’


I started saying yes homo

pineapple-of-my-eye:

retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

I started saying yes homo

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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stoned-levi:

*forgets every compliment I’ve ever been given but remembers every time I’ve embarrassed myself*

  • mom: can you do me a favor?
  • me: will you pay me?
  • mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
  • me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.

kurome-yatsufusa:

altairyourhairoutbitch:

do you ever have a notp that you antiship so hard that you actually get nauseous when people mention it

https://31.media.tumblr.com/0cd20d0df4c9851b64e3c766b8af993a/tumblr_inline_n1z9u5FXQc1rssn1f.gif

sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

geeses:

m4rcobodt:

m4rcobodt:

THINGS IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO BE

  • male
  • female
  • heterosexual
  • homosexual
  • pansexual
  • asexual
  • bisexual
  • cis
  • trans
  • non binary

THINGS IT IS NOT OKAY TO BE

  • an asshole
  • a goose

this post wasn’t even about social justice it was about my hatred of geese

you’re on our list.

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

bubbletealolita:

this is really well made

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

Chris Evans exclusive interview with Mark Ruffalo.  / x.
Tj