The number of puns I’ve made this school year has increased expunentially.
a girl told me that i dont have a boyfriend because im “a slut” and “guys dont like sluts” which is funny because i thought i didnt have one because im gay
if somebody says something that’s exciting to them or bigs news and you say “nobody cares” you are literally a huge asshole, why would you intentionally ruin somebody’s good feeling? what did you gain from that? the satisfaction of making somebody feel like shit for being happy? are you proud of that?
All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win
petition for fall out boy and panic! at the disco to sing a mcr song on the anniversary
tumblr user officialjoetrohman makes plans for everyone in bandom 2 cry